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- BOOKS, Page 67Too Blue
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- By ALESSANDRA STANLEY
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- ANY WOMAN'S BLUES
- by Erica Jong
- Harper & Row; 362 pages; $18.95
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- In her new novel, Any Woman's Blues, Erica Jong has at last
- created a heroine even she couldn't love. Leila Sand is blond,
- randy and famous -- as a painter of "vaginal art." She is
- fortyish but still, she keeps assuring us, attractive: "I don't
- look worse than a 22-year-old -- to some men I look better."
- And like all Jong alter egos, she is looking for love in all
- the wrong places. The result is the bitter lament of a
- successful woman sexually obsessed with a much younger man.
- Leila keeps citing Colette and Cheri, but Cher comes more
- readily to mind. Come to think of it, so does Norma Desmond of
- Sunset Boulevard.
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- When she catches her lover Darton Venable Donegal IV with
- another woman at a chic restaurant, Leila first notices he is
- at a "bad table," then sneers at his girlfriend's cheap perfume
- ("Charlie!") and inelegant neighborhood ("Hoboken!"). After her
- ten-year-old daughter confides that Darton, who likes rough
- sex, has spanked her, Leila is outraged, then forgets to do
- anything about it.
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- Leila is fond of exalted similes. "My heart blazes like
- Shelley's on that beach" (her boyfriend is back); "I wander in
- like Theseus into the Labyrinth" (she's in the wine cellar);
- "We lie together, Pan and Ceres, the god of the woods and the
- goddess of grain" (afterglow). Half the novel is about her
- ill-fated passion; the rest is her resume. Leila did the '60s
- ("I produced happenings with Yoko Ono") and civil rights
- ("Mississippi with Goodman, Schwerner and Chaney"). She sounds
- a little like the pathological liar on Saturday Night Live:
- Yeah, that's it, I dated Martin Luther King, that's the ticket.
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- At first it seems as if Jong has deliberately created a
- boorish, self-deluded heroine, like the flawed narrator in Ford
- Madox Ford's The Good Soldier, whose unreliable confessions the
- reader learns to unravel and reinterpret. Nope. No such luck.
- Jong takes Leila Sand seriously. Worse yet, she expects the
- reader to do the same.
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- Jong's best seller Fear of Flying (1973) became an emblem
- for the sexual revolution and women's liberation. With Any
- Woman's Blues, Jong is trying to put her mark on the '80s, when
- safe sex replaced free love and materialism, and addiction
- treatment became the ruling ethos. With no irony intended, she
- creates as her heroine a sex addict who goes to A.A. meetings,
- a free-spirited artist who uses a Lalique bowl to paint a still
- life and wears Zandra Rhodes.
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- There is too much careless repetition (three different sets
- of "mammary hills," two sightings of "debutramps with trust
- funds"). The heroine, when despondent, listens to legendary
- blues singer Bessie Smith; the title, Any Woman's Blues, is
- from a Smith song. Chapter headings included, Smith's name is
- dropped 24 times. As the legendary blues singer once said, "Oh,
- shut up."
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